Uphill Both Ways, Literally

Uphill Both Ways, Literally

White / XS
$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD $39.99 USD
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Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
  • Uphill Both Ways, Literally
Uphill Both Ways, Literally

Uphill Both Ways, Literally

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD $39.99 USD
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Uphill Both Ways, Literally

White / XS

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Description

⛰️ Grandpa Was Right

Every switchback on this trail doubles back on itself, which means yes — it actually is uphill both ways, no exaggeration required. This tee is for anyone who's stood at a trailhead map and felt their calves ache preemptively. It's 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m², a weight built to survive a pack strap dragging across it mile after mile. Tubular knit construction skips the side seams, one less thing rubbing wrong on switchback nine. OEKO-TEX® certified, printed on demand in Bangladesh — the only leg of this trip that didn't require elevation gain.
Care instructions

How to Keep It Camp-Ready

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), with similar colors — no need to rough it, that's what the tent's for
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low heat, or hang dry if you're not in a hurry (you're camping, you're never in a hurry)
  • Iron/steam on low heat, avoid ironing directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean
Shipping & delivery

Good Things Take a Minute

Production takes 2–7 business days, then shipping: US 3–7 business days, international 7–20. We're printing it just for you, so it's not sitting on a shelf somewhere — it's worth the wait, we promise. See our shipping policy for details.
Returns

If Something Actually Goes Wrong

Everything's made to order, so we can't take it back for a different size or a change of heart. But if it shows up damaged, defective, or misprinted, we'll send a free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery — same if it gets lost on the way. No drama, just fixed. See our refund policy for details.