Human Marshmallow Rotisserie

$29.99 USD

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🔥 Slow-Roasted, Human Edition

You didn't mean to sit that close to the fire, but here you are, rotating every few minutes like the marshmallow you're supposed to be roasting instead. This tee is 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m², with a tubular knit that skips the side seams — one less hot spot while you're already regretting the front-row seat. OEKO-TEX® certified, so at least the shirt isn't adding to the char. Printed on demand in Bangladesh, one order at a time, no stockpile sitting around getting singed.

How to Keep It Camp-Ready

Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), with similar colors — no need to rough it, that's what the tent's for
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat, or hang dry if you're not in a hurry (you're camping, you're never in a hurry)
Iron/steam on low heat, avoid ironing directly on the print
Do not dry clean

Good Things Take a Minute

Production takes 2–7 business days, then shipping: US 3–7 business days, international 7–20. We're printing it just for you, so it's not sitting on a shelf somewhere — it's worth the wait, we promise. See our shipping policy for details.

If Something Actually Goes Wrong

Everything's made to order, so we can't take it back for a different size or a change of heart. But if it shows up damaged, defective, or misprinted, we'll send a free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery — same if it gets lost on the way. No drama, just fixed. See our refund policy for details.

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Human Marshmallow Rotisserie