Finding Inner Peace While Ignoring Bears

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🐻 Zen, Mostly

Deep breaths, steady mind, and a bear going through the cooler eight feet away that's technically not your problem right now. This tee is for anyone who's decided mindfulness and mild denial are basically the same skill out here. It's 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m², with a ribbed crew neckline that holds its shape whether you're staying zen or bolting for the car. OEKO-TEX® certified, printed on demand in Bangladesh, one order at a time — no bear's gotten into a shipment yet.

How to Keep It Camp-Ready

Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), with similar colors — no need to rough it, that's what the tent's for
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat, or hang dry if you're not in a hurry (you're camping, you're never in a hurry)
Iron/steam on low heat, avoid ironing directly on the print
Do not dry clean

Good Things Take a Minute

Production takes 2–7 business days, then shipping: US 3–7 business days, international 7–20. We're printing it just for you, so it's not sitting on a shelf somewhere — it's worth the wait, we promise. See our shipping policy for details.

If Something Actually Goes Wrong

Everything's made to order, so we can't take it back for a different size or a change of heart. But if it shows up damaged, defective, or misprinted, we'll send a free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery — same if it gets lost on the way. No drama, just fixed. See our refund policy for details.

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Finding Inner Peace While Ignoring Bears