Outran a Squirrel, Barely

$29.99 USD

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🐿️ Victory, Technically

It was close. Closer than anyone with functioning legs should admit to a squirrel. This tee commemorates the day you won a footrace against a rodent a fraction of your size, by the slimmest possible margin. It's 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m², light enough to actually move in when your dignity's on the line. Tubular knit construction skips the side seams, so nothing's slowing you down next time. Printed on demand in Bangladesh — no rematch necessary, this one's staying a shirt.

How to Keep It Camp-Ready

Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), with similar colors — no need to rough it, that's what the tent's for
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat, or hang dry if you're not in a hurry (you're camping, you're never in a hurry)
Iron/steam on low heat, avoid ironing directly on the print
Do not dry clean

Good Things Take a Minute

Production takes 2–7 business days, then shipping: US 3–7 business days, international 7–20. We're printing it just for you, so it's not sitting on a shelf somewhere — it's worth the wait, we promise. See our shipping policy for details.

If Something Actually Goes Wrong

Everything's made to order, so we can't take it back for a different size or a change of heart. But if it shows up damaged, defective, or misprinted, we'll send a free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery — same if it gets lost on the way. No drama, just fixed. See our refund policy for details.

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Outran a Squirrel, Barely