Marshmallow Heist

$29.99 USD

$29.99 USD $39.99 USD

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🦝 Guilty, Obviously

He didn't even wait for you to look away. One raccoon, one bandana, zero remorse, and your marshmallow bag is now down by half. This tee is for anyone who's lost a campfire snack to a masked negotiator with better reflexes. It's 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m², heavy enough to take a seat on questionable log benches without complaint. Tubular knit construction skips the side seams entirely. OEKO-TEX® certified, printed on demand in Bangladesh — the marshmallows never had insurance either.

How to Keep It Camp-Ready

Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), with similar colors — no need to rough it, that's what the tent's for
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat, or hang dry if you're not in a hurry (you're camping, you're never in a hurry)
Iron/steam on low heat, avoid ironing directly on the print
Do not dry clean

Good Things Take a Minute

Production takes 2–7 business days, then shipping: US 3–7 business days, international 7–20. We're printing it just for you, so it's not sitting on a shelf somewhere — it's worth the wait, we promise. See our shipping policy for details.

If Something Actually Goes Wrong

Everything's made to order, so we can't take it back for a different size or a change of heart. But if it shows up damaged, defective, or misprinted, we'll send a free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery — same if it gets lost on the way. No drama, just fixed. See our refund policy for details.

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