Gone Fishing, Emotionally Unavailable

$29.99 USD

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The rod's out, the line's slack, and nobody's getting a text back today. This tee is 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m², tubular knit with no side seams, built for a dock chair and nothing more ambitious than that. OEKO-TEX® certified and printed on demand in Bangladesh — no reception required either way.

How to Keep It Camp-Ready

Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), with similar colors — no need to rough it, that's what the tent's for
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat, or hang dry if you're not in a hurry (you're camping, you're never in a hurry)
Iron/steam on low heat, avoid ironing directly on the print
Do not dry clean

Good Things Take a Minute

Production takes 2–7 business days, then shipping: US 3–7 business days, international 7–20. We're printing it just for you, so it's not sitting on a shelf somewhere — it's worth the wait, we promise. See our shipping policy for details.

If Something Actually Goes Wrong

Everything's made to order, so we can't take it back for a different size or a change of heart. But if it shows up damaged, defective, or misprinted, we'll send a free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery — same if it gets lost on the way. No drama, just fixed. See our refund policy for details.

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Gone Fishing, Emotionally Unavailable